Why I Haven’t Updated You: A Serialized Love Letter to VGPanda.com Part 2
Chapter 2: Gordon’s Vodka
In short: now I know why people insist that there are generally accepted times in one’s life to drink. And owners of websites about video games should not be allowed near this stuff at any time. Or Powerade. Or be able to mix them together and form extremely alcoholic Powerade. Why? Well, now I get to play Metroid Prime Trilogy while drunk. That’ll help me get that grapple beam so much faster!
At least I had the audacity to mix it into the Powerade I got with my meatball sandwich from Subway. Dammit, this is sounding more and more like a series of advertisements, so I’m killing it there. Damn you, Gordon’s Vodka. And/or my roommate for buying so much of it it. And/or Subway for stocking Powerade. And/or me for writing a post on my website while tipsy.
